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ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
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give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.
That man is a total Give Turkey.
by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018
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Tiny Turkey Jerky

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
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operation turkey swap

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.
Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!
by kh-dev June 6, 2019
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Fat turkey

A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class
I hate fat turkey she’s so racist
by My pseudonym sis February 19, 2020
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Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
by Bonetorno April 6, 2021
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albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.
by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021
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