Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

Potato day

On september 14th, potato squad reunites after long summer break and they have the best time in their lives.

Yeyy Its potato dayyy
I wonder if boys are still gay

by Xulo March 4, 2019

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017