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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
mugGet the test scores vs. bra-sizemug.
A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"
Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."
by EllisJ September 8, 2021
mugGet the TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest conveniencemug.
Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.
Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.
by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019
mugGet the Sweating like a marine about to do a math testmug.
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what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue textthats crazy
by drewhateclub January 15, 2023
mugGet the im sorry mods im testing the blue textmug.
You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?
"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"
by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021
mugGet the only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)mug.

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