Rule 8008

A rule, that once someone makes a new rule, you must make a new rule on top of that to ridicule or add to that person's rule.

"That rule isn't long enough, it needs more so ima add to it with a subsection A."

Guy1: "Hey that guy just made a witty new additional rule to that other guy's rule"

Guy2: "Rule 8008"

Guy1: "What a boob."

by theinternetsinsevenparts June 30, 2011

Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 27, 2010

Rule 540

When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.

"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"

by AnonLollipop August 12, 2016

Rule 630

Rule 630 is an internet rule that states this: "Every character can be made into a Sailor Moon character. All they need is the appropriate outfit and the word 'Sailor' before their name."

Guy: Yo dude what's this?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Why is Wolverine wearing a skirt?
Buddy: He got Rule 630ed.
Guy: Meaning?
Buddy: He was made into a Sailor Moon character.

by 23976 November 02, 2014

Rule 1248

If it's a kid pedophiles will probably jerk off to it.

Person 1: Ooooh, You see that kid? Im about to act up.
Person 2: Bro that's Rule 1248, I'm calling the cops

by HansenChris August 02, 2021

rule 171

If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.

Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"

by JfizzyYT April 01, 2022

Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

by w00t123 March 20, 2012