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Island porn

Porn you bring when you escape from prison and will not be near civilization for quite some time.
Almost got me raft ready okay, snacks check, clothes check, toothbrush toilet paper check, where's me island porn? Argggggggggghhhh where's me island porn!
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2016
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Charity Porn

When people look at charity pictures they've received after donating and feel good about how they've helped, but in reality they really did nothing outside of donating money.
Isabel - Have you seen Jame's new photo he received after donating to help save kids a third world country?

Louis - Yea - its Charity Porn. He didn't actually do anything besides opening his wallet.
by Jonzun October 28, 2016
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pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*
Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later
by Doomgamer January 20, 2018
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Ladybug Porn

Pornographic of the popular ladybug. Can include ladybug intercourse or ladybug masturbation. Ladybug masturbation consists of open its wings repeatedly.
Guy 1: Hey dude whatchu watching.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just watching ladybug porn.
by MonopolyMan27 January 22, 2020
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porn clown

A person, usually female, who has had a large amount of plastic surgery or other body modifications specifically for a job in the adult entertainment industry.
Barbara got a DD boob job, bleached her asshole, got her clit pierced and injected botulism toxin into her forehead, turning her into the prototypical porn clown. She is the epitome of the modern empowered woman.
by Clyde Greentree April 6, 2010
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Porn Brain

A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".

Must have porn brain.
by Release The Dragon! January 30, 2017
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Lounge Porn

Strange and subversive porn one would only watch in a social setting for laughs
You wanna get some friends together and watch some lounge porn?

Sure, have you seen pterodactyl porn?
by MCnefarious Nude March 17, 2009
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