Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.

The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned

by Corphoenix December 16, 2020

Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it

Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.

by d1boogering May 6, 2025

Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025