Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 25, 2021
Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023
To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult
by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty October 25, 2017
Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.
by Emma-land November 30, 2021
Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021
a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
by kyliefleming November 09, 2020