by stefan-the-master August 6, 2015
Get the start-crapmug. 
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 5, 2018
Get the crap tablemug. Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Fap crapmug. the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
Get the crap strapmug. 
