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panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
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Panda

A person that eats, shoots and leaves

Verb - To panda, to eat her, shoot in her and leave

Origin - Glastonbury 2022
I panda'd a lass at Glastonbury. In the green peace area.
by Jack Fry September 15, 2022
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Panda

That chick is a real panda
by could you be loved May 3, 2018
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DJ SMOOTH PANDA

DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ
by BluePandaGiraffe August 13, 2022
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KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011
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panda champion

One he is the champion of being chill.
Mike is the best. No matter what happens, he stays in panda champion mode, nothing shakes him.
by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
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