Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

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Type shit

the men version of periodt. it obviously sounds better than PERIODTT SIS

"my day was great" "type shit"

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My type of Tonka Truck

“My type of Tonka Truck” is a phrase created by @TheRomaniBanks on X formerly known as Twitter that refers to someone being your type, some fine shit, or your favorite toy to play with. A Tonka Truck is a big body yellow toy dump truck. In this case “Tonka Truck” is slang for a significant other. This phrase in interchangeable and works for all people no matter who or what you identify as.

“Hood, buff, tatted, with a pretty smile… that’s my type of Tonka Truck”

X: “Bro, do you see how fat her ass is???”
y: “That thang move when she walk like a big body Benz & she sexy af. That’s some fine shit”
X: “That’s my type of Tonka Truck 😩”

by 2Sleepy4Dis July 3, 2025

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Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person

Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!

by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023

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i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

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