When a you take a printed picture of Steve's backside from Minecraft and cut a whole in the ass, placing the hole of the paper between a open soda can lid and your girlfriend's vagina, fucking the hole.
by Craig Gibraltar February 14, 2025
Get the steven tinsdalemug. Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.
by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025
Get the Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivestmug. A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
Get the Stevenmug. by anonymous August 4, 2021
Get the Steven Cominomug. It means to come first because you're the last person standing based on his performance in the 1,000 m event at the 2002 winter olympic of Stwven Bradbury. All of his opponents were involved in a last corner pile-up and he sailed thru to win from last place.
by Sydsal June 1, 2021
Get the Steven Bradburiedmug. Steven is the most handsome man in the world. He has the most amazing girlfriend named star who he gives a good weinering to every night.
by Emo.Emu May 18, 2025
Get the Stevenmug. When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022
Get the Steven's Lawmug.