Statusaur 

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

Statusaur by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

Statisdick 

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.

Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."

Statisdick by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010

Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

Statue guy by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023

Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.

Youtube Statistics by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic 

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic by something2someone August 26, 2010

Statistics 

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

Statistics by allegro_perth May 14, 2011