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Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011
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fan status

Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.
She had bragged about her fan status but Kelly really proved it on the tour bus last night!
by JousterIII May 30, 2021
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big hoe status

It don’t mean that you a hoe, it just that you just fuck over shit
by Realrkiller June 17, 2022
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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unc status

After becoming a real uncle or looking after and caring for kids in any certain certain way all of your attributes will be enhanced. Whether it be in the gym or not, your attributes will be raised significantly after reaching this mark.
My brother just got kids and I have officially reached unc status.
by gupperlog May 23, 2024
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paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.
Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.
'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'
by bananananamana. November 12, 2007
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