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Squatch

The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.
Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?
by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021
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squashic

"Hey, would you like to go bowling with us later? Mary Jane will be there. Aw man I'm sorry, I've got such a squashic. Maybe next time. Ok, well good luck with that."
by Mamoshi Namamoto March 21, 2021
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Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.
I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.
by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021
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Squat Rocket

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"
by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021
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squaks

a guy with a bird with glasses as his pfp and is super cool
Friend:did u see squaks he Supa cool
by totally not squaks May 12, 2021
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squaks

squaks is a nice guy that sucks at roblox except speed run 4. He made two discord bots. He is totally not the one that made this post and he is supa cool. His profile is a bird that is smoking, the pfp might be inverted or might have glasses. Lastly if you want you can friend request him at squaks#2462
Person: yo I just friend requested squaks and I killed him in K.A.T like about 10000000 times he sucks
Other person: ya he so cool but so poop at roblox
by totally not squaks May 18, 2021
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Squasages

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.
Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.
by DragonWizard May 22, 2021
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