Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

2021 season

Used by formula one fans to describe something that is controversial

In the last few races of the season there were lots of controversial decisions from Michael masi including breaking the international sporting code during the last race of the season which gave max verstappen the world championship.

Bro, VAR disallowed a goal

Bruh this is like the 2021 season

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 12, 2022

draco season

when people send lyrics of a song from Hunnas on Hunnas and on the part that says “you gon never ever get yo bitch back” the person sending the lyrics sends a picture of someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them with the person who sent the lyrics (sorry if this doesn’t make sense 😭).

jake: “draco season-“
sam: “you gotta be joking.”

by mIla_Tron March 26, 2022

Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.

A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.

by flue April 17, 2022

Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023