Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Stuff Scoopers

A colloquial or humorous term for utensils resembling spoons, typically used to scoop, serve, or transfer various types of food or other substances.

I couldn’t find any clean spoons, so I busted out the backup stuff scoopers and ate cereal like a champion.

by Moxidoctor June 13, 2025

Bean Scoop

When an uncircumcised man sticks his dick in a pot of beans using his foreskin as a scoop. Then feeds it to another man.

Billy and I watched Broke Back Mountain, and then we bean scooped each other.

by Palehorse28 August 14, 2025

Corn Scoop

The act of a man sticking his uncircumcised penis into somebody’s asshole and scooping out some corn. The man then takes his penis and feeds the corn back to the other person or a third party.

Last night was Mexican night, so I corn scooped my Girlfriend.

by Palehorse28 August 18, 2025

Goop Scoop

Indian street food.

Everybody in the world eating Goop Scoop

by spazzmuyguapo October 15, 2025

Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025