The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the , s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metro , in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was ing awesome!!!!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle July 30, 2008

dirty sanchina

a girl with a mustache, usually cover with shit remains

fat computer teachers that have unshaven moustaches, in this case it is applied to a female.

by oren November 6, 2004

sancha

when someone smashes your head towards a wall or table very rapidly, in an act of anger or to bully someone.

Dont mess with him, he will sancha you.
Remember how Derick got sancha'd everyday?

by SiakSoon March 16, 2021

Grand Sanchez

A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.

Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!

by Bravo Foxtrot October 1, 2008

Caesar Sanchez

Same as a Dirty Sanchez but with menstrual blood.

That bitch was on her rag when I fingered her, so I gave her the Caesar Sanchez.

by Saázar San Chez April 15, 2010

slimy sanchez

When you pick your nose and wipe it on someone, esp. a teammate.

Yo, did you see Mark Sanchez just pick his nose and wipe it on his teammate on camera?

Yep, the first slimy sanchez just happened.

by wyrnyrd January 24, 2011

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014