Rusty nag

To use someone's booty hole as a balloon to inhale nags

Yeah babe wax tonight, the boys are coming around for some drinks and rusty nags

by Bandad December 11, 2018

Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.

I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.

by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

rusty beagle

When you forget to use lube during butt sex and the resulting color on your penis is red and brown.

Kevin Mosier ended up with a rusty beagle after forgetting to use the KY jelly when Shawn gave him a straight guy back rub that went too far.

by Rachel Cooney July 10, 2017

rusty tailgate

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

Rusty lizard

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States

The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.

by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018