parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019

elite rolls

Someone who is an obsessive over rolls-producing foods, aka foods that make you put on weight. Commonly plays video games while at college.

Did you see J, obsessing over those burgers? I swear he was making love to them - He's known as elite rolls!

by RichardHaines420 August 23, 2022

TP Roll

The action of trying to locate a group or individual within a trailer park.

Usually involves driving 15mph or less.

Joes Mom said he was somewhere in his neighborhood, so I did a TP roll to find his stupid ass.

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

DOAWK Rolled

The act of tricking one into reading about "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid" or anything referencing it.

Owyn was so retarded that he look up "Tyson Sander Fandom" that he got DOAWK Rolled three times

by Jesus H Christ The Third Jr December 17, 2021

B Roll

A steezy Frontside Smith grind while looking backwards.

Guy really B Rolled the Ice Box. fuck wrong wit eem.

by datoneboul January 25, 2022

roll super

If you play capcom vs snk 2. The first thing you oughta learn is ROLL SUPER!!! It works wonder. Even top players use ROLL SUPER!!! Japnese players use it too!!

Damn... I just ate two ROLL SUPERS!!!
Freakin' DR. blunt, and he taunt me too!

by Scrubx99 July 23, 2004