river eye

A wondering or lazy eye.

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...

by lustypan August 1, 2015

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Indian River Middle School

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls

Indian river middle school is trash

by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020

fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way

Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere

by chachawatcher July 5, 2009

River Ouze

To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.

My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze

by SillyDog900 April 22, 2009

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023