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Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
by spuncer December 8, 2020
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the almighty push

that one final push when you're taking a dump
by my bonerrrr is bigger than you November 11, 2020
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Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
I shot a deer during the evening push
by Hohan the Great November 20, 2020
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Push-ups December

a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)
Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.
by Hatz1234 November 23, 2020
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Push a Trumpy

What all children born after 2016 should say instead of “taking a shit”. Most appropriate to introduce when your toddler starts potty training
“Daddy, I ate all my yogurt and now I want to push a Trumpy
by Brownshark2019 October 26, 2020
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Push Sweat

Residual perspiration at the base of the spine usually caused by taking a massive dump. People have been known to “glisten” from large amounts of push sweat.
by Uhh...? October 29, 2020
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push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."
by MG masterov January 9, 2021
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