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Pushing poo 

Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?

Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.

Old geezer: Tell me..

Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.

Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.

Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
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Pushpanjali

A sweet, loving and a caring person with a heart of gold. But remember, don't mess with her
Be like Pushpanjali
Pushpanjali by 123@xyz November 25, 2021
Pushing P is like a way of living if you get expensive stuff with your own money then you pushing P or if you get lots of bitchs with your charm or charisma then you pushing "P"
Yo that guy has the new iphone I think he used his dad's money
Nah that guy is pushing P

Oh that guy with that girl I think he payed for her

Nah he pushing P

Pushkar Devasthali 

Hottest sexiest and spiciest man living in India right now. Even his male friends especially Ved is gay for him. Oh man you'd love to blow him.
Person 1: Whoa, who is that guy he is so cool?!
Ved: Bitch he is mine, I am gay for him.
Person 1: ***dies by a gun shot***

All hail Pushkar Devasthali.
A word used in the ABDL sub culture to describe pushing to fill a diaper with poop or "mess"
Person A: "I'm making pushies"
Person B: "bro what the fuck"
pushies by Anonymouse69420 December 12, 2022

bobby brown pushups 

to recieve fellatio whilst on top of your partner
' I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up / I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups '
bobby brown pushups by r.a. March 10, 2004