paypal puppy

A PayPal puppy is a discord kitten/paid piggy in Denali.

A PayPal Puppy is a discord kitten that you cant skip the tip.
brett said he was a kitten, but he was actually a paypal puppy
by PastorJames March 02, 2024
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler March 23, 2011
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The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 06, 2023
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niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.
People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.
by Larry IV April 19, 2011
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Meow puppy

A domesticated cat that exhibits behaviors more commonly associated with dogs such as playing fetch, chasing their own tails, walking outdoors on a leash, etc.
Maria's meow puppy loves to play fetch and do tricks for treats unlike most other cats.
by sc0.0tr February 24, 2025
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skank puppy

ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.
Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.
by the one in class February 10, 2012
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Puppy love

The love of an adolescent
Aka Young love, first love, calf love, Innocent love, crush, child's play, and or Infactuation
My puppy love lasted one year with a boy named Shocker
by 459395 June 26, 2023
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