Donkey Punch

Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut.

So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.

by drunkdaddy714 August 30, 2009

sucker punch

A sneaky punch from behind used for the element of surprise to incite the ire of prospective opponent. Usually it is just to shock the opponent, and not to cause any real damage.

Bastard sucker punched me!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Fruit Punch

If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.

Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!

by CHODE_MASTA_X July 26, 2003

Thunder Punch

A fucking MAGICAL drink created by Justin L. Only available at Taco Bell. You know its Thunder Punch when its a clear-ish grey. It taste like fucking Jesus.

RECIPE:

- 2/5 Sierra Mist
- 2/5 Baja Blast Mountain Dew
- 1/5 Pink Lemonade

Justin: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell and get some fucking THUNDER PUNCH!
Devin: FUCK YEAH! I wanna fucking Thunder Punch a baby! Then fuck its mom's brains out!
Justin: Fuck Yeah! Let's go.
Bill Clinton: Drink Thunder Punch! It's fucking delicious!

by yetifreak June 17, 2009

dick punch

a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another

mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole

by kkroon007 October 8, 2008

Sunday punch

A blow of attack to enemy.

"Corsair fighter looses its load of rocket projectiles on a run against a Jap stronghold on Okinawa. In the lower background is the smoke of battle as Marine units move in to follow up with a Sunday punch." Lt. David D. Duncan, ca. June 1945. 127-GR-97-126420.

by Metro September 29, 2007

Dumpster Punch

V. After ejaculating inside of a passed out slut- the act of punching her in the vagina immediately before you run out of the room. See also cum dumpster

- dude why are your knuckles bleeding?

-oh i was trying to hook up with jen last night and she passed out on me, so i gave that slut a dumpster punch!

by D$$$$$MONEY August 23, 2011