Your shithole's a puddle

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

pass the pudding

When you and your freinds buy a cheap hooker for the night.

*pulls up to corner, rolls down window
You want to pass the pudding tonight?

by swamp_gang July 25, 2017

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

Drink your pudding

Eating out somebody's butt, when they have diarrhea

Baby I know you don't feel well but I'm gonna drink your pudding

by Ajgoddess June 13, 2018

Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

by ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 2, 2019

Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021