Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022

That’s a personal problem

Means that’s a personal problem when someone has to do it alone.

“ Someone says it smart to you, then you say that’s a personal problem “

by Darren Upchurch June 14, 2022

A You problem

When someone's moaning about something that is beyond your expertees thats a you problem.

Bro my missus keeps messaging guys back.sorry my bro that's a you problem .🔥

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

Sounds like a personal problem

When it’s a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem

by Kb78702 July 10, 2022