pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?

Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!

by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008

Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

nike pro

basically means "i wanna fuck this thing it looks so hot"

hot man picture
nike pro

by borderroar August 1, 2024

Pro talk

When you're playing a game you've never played before with 2 friends and they have a chat togeteher and ignore you.

Friend 1: Have you heard of the new item? it creates a black hole!
Friend 2: Aw what! how do i get it?
Me: Jesus can you stop with the pro talk and tell me how to play?

by Jacquacauales September 11, 2022

Pro Max

Often used by phone's manufacture to named a phone they produced. This is quite used infamously by Apple itself.

"Did you know the new iPhone 14 Pro Max?"

by Eplims September 22, 2022

pro-gay

A man that is so gay, that he cannot be compared by other gay men

Person A: "Hey, how is it to be gay?"
Person B (pro-gay): "Oh, I'm not gay. I'm pro-gay."
Person A: "What does that even mean?"*Person B perseus to pull down Person A's pants*

by martinnord January 1, 2019

Pro Apo

A Pro Apo is a PROfessional Apologizer. Their life isn't quite in order and thus causes them to frequently apologize for something. They're not very reliable. Sometimes people don't mind being a Pro Apo and they make a lifestyle out of it, while others may be stuck in a rut and are trying to figure out how to get away from being a Pro Apo. Beware, the career Pro Apos may be really good at apologizing and making excuses.

Aiden forgot to get me a gift for my birthday, Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Not sure if he's an asshole or just an absent minded Pro Apo... probably both.

by EleanorFrisby December 7, 2021