Potato Dick

A potato dick usually means something really small and deformed

"bro look at that balloon, it looks like a potato dick"

by A Holy Crusader March 29, 2022

chest potatoes

Boobs

Wow I need some baby gravy on your chest potatoes

by Pornopoet May 11, 2016

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

Potato day

On september 14th, potato squad reunites after long summer break and they have the best time in their lives.

Yeyy Its potato dayyy
I wonder if boys are still gay

by Xulo March 4, 2019

Whoredi-potato

A chick named with a name such a high Dee, who is overweight, has no morals and is a whore. She unfortunately looks like a potato...

If I continue eating so much pizza, I'll soon look like a Whoredi-potato

by MandiJay83 January 25, 2018

Potato Fish

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

by DanC22 August 31, 2020