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poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 2, 2011
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re-poon

1)A bitch that has a poon that became a dick, but then became a poon again.

2)A girl who has re-pooned. Or a guy that is re-pooning.
Does that re-poon Alex lick poon or dick?

Yu sucked poon, even before he was re-pooning.
by mizuz poon December 15, 2008
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
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Poon

A Pakistani (or subcontinental) version of a “coon”.
My dad’s such a poon, he wants to go golfing with his white friends.
by Visionarypoon November 26, 2021
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Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024
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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
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