Peanut

Someone who is a loser

You a real Peanut

by Bundaboy February 26, 2021

Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average

Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!

by frontflip January 14, 2024

peanut pickle

Putting peanut butter on the erection and having intercourse with another person

I peanut pickled the fuck out of that girl.

by schlooop22 June 10, 2015

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

peanut butt

peanut butter without the "er"

"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"

by tangysjuice April 23, 2022

peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.

5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.

by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024