st. pattyshit

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.

"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

by collegestudent2013 April 23, 2009

Pasty

A pasty can be used to describe something that is really unfashionable / oversized or generally rubbish. normally a shoe. Can also be used to describe a person if they are being a pasty.

Those shoes are pastys.

"Sorry mate no food allowed in the gym". "i dont have any food on me" "well what about those pastys"

Your an absolute pasty.

by Durbmiester June 8, 2010

PatsyStone

Canadian weapon of choice; used for evil

Tommy sought revenge on Sara, so in the dead of night, he crept into her room and patsystoned her.

by Theman.com December 15, 2008

Patsydextrous

Able to use the right and left nostrils equally well when snorting substances.

Derived from:

Patsy - Glaswegian / Liverpudlian term for a line.

Ambidextrous - Able to use the right and left hands equally well.

‘My left nostril is blocked, thank goodness I’m patsydextrous’.

by lrtc.xam July 6, 2024

Patsology

The study of Patricia.

Wiggy schedule consisted of Patsology I, Pastology II, and AP Patsology for his first semester of school.

by zaffar July 24, 2008

Pasychic

the cool way of saying psychic

-i can read your mind! i'm pasychic
-dude, did you just say 'pasychic'?
-yeah!
-...

by erica10 June 10, 2007

Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.

The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.

by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009