Poor Pussy

A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.

"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"

by seusswizard January 15, 2014

if push comes to shove

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

by Gioffre March 11, 2017

hulk push

To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.

It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.

You should do a hulk push before bed.

I just did a hulk push, can we go now?

by staticjen May 28, 2017

Destroy Pussy December

The act of a female’s Destroy Dick December in which a female must orgasm once on the first twice on the second and three times on the third.

Hey babe are you participating in Destroy Pussy December?

by Ibeatmymeat420 October 28, 2019

Jap Pussy

Jewish Asian Princess Pussy

girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.

girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?

by Jap pussy October 30, 2020

two bit punk

A young, badly-behaved, and inexperienced hoodlum. Also a petty criminal. The "two-bit" prefix denotes a cheap worthlessness.

Hey! That two bit punk just swiped the hubcaps off my Olds 98!

by Dean O'Banion December 12, 2010

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011