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Daving

Turning up to to a mates house and immediately using the toilet for poops.
Often leaving skid marks.
I’m Daving to use the toilet.
by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023
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Crazy Dave

Killer,scapegoat for white niggers,will fight you,drug drinker,hole poller,lost,parah
There's that crazy Dave we set up .we stole that gun and wedding ring , remember Zach,and we said crazy Dave did it.
by Godsmacker December 17, 2019
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Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.
Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave
by Batmanfr March 23, 2024
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Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
by Slowam March 30, 2022
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Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".
by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
by The left sucks May 17, 2018
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