When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.
Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
by niggaburger January 6, 2025

Generally uttered when a person with whom the speaker barely tolerates with repeats their ludicrous, deluded drivel of actions and/or words.
Tim: You can't defeat me! I am the best in this game!
Mark: Here we go.
Tim: I have a perfect streak of 12 wins!
Ben: Tim, we've always let you won because you could never shut up about losing.
Tim:...
Mark: Here we go.
Tim: I have a perfect streak of 12 wins!
Ben: Tim, we've always let you won because you could never shut up about losing.
Tim:...
by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 30, 2021

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!
by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

by anonymous January 12, 2024

A term founded by MugWumpPlayz during a time of despair. He placed it all around the school with his friend daopps. No one knows why but if you ask him he might tell you why. His IGN is grea3e. Adios
by GREA3E November 10, 2020

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"
guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-
by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023

by blooble_ September 4, 2023
