Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

sneaky can man

secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques

by paul carswell June 2, 2003

x-can Limit

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.

Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.

by E. Moran May 13, 2004

can of worms

raise hell

dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?

by vanessa February 15, 2004

tippin some cans

Drinking beers in the summer while on social prob.

You know I saw that picture on facebook of you tippin some cans.

by DrTippinCans September 10, 2010

Trash Can Trey

A black dude who has a fetish for having sex on, in, and around trash cans.

Guy 1: Ew, there's semen all over the trash can.

Guy 2: A Trash Can Trey must have been here.

by zman69 May 15, 2015

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016