nice little tuesday

When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.

“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.

by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

Church of nice Bishops

Catholics who care more about other people's feeling then souls.

Most Catholics who are in hell are from the Church of nice Bishops.

by Shenye January 24, 2022

nice cream sandwich

An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!

Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.

by Ghsstie_2 May 14, 2021

be nice to hayden day

BE NICE TO HAYDEN DAY IS ON FEBRUARY 3RD IF YOU ARE MEAN TO HAYDEN ON THIS DAY FUCK YOU :)))))

Anna: Hayden is such a bitch
Nina: You can’t say that, it’s be nice to Hayden day.

by Not Cishet October 27, 2021

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021