When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.
“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.
by Wheezy Peezy June 13, 2023

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.
Person 2 died in that dramatic twist
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.
Person 2 died in that dramatic twist
by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

by Shenye January 24, 2022

by Advanced Wargasm November 19, 2017

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"
by Tramhapert November 24, 2022

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021
