Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

nice cream guy

A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale

Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!

by Linka Smasher May 30, 2021

nice guy nick

Nice Guy Nick is a cool cat and everyone likes him and he’s small and Asian. Any one would be proud to know Nice Guy Nick.

“Have you seen Nice Guy Nick today? Well he’s cool today and it’s a joy talking to him.”

by BornInHawaii November 21, 2018

Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

it’s fucking nice out

when something fucking great is happening

Boys it’s fucking nice out!

by Advanced Wargasm November 19, 2017

How nice isn that?

When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"

by Tramhapert November 24, 2022