Mickey Mooser

A creepy version of mickey mouse in eastern Europe. He lures people in his warehouse and kills people and hangs their heads against the wall. Their blood as a result ends up on the ground.

Guy 1 : Yo I went to eastern Europe for vacation and Mickey Mooser almost killed me.
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know

by Mickey Mooser December 4, 2019

Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

by Victor popelka March 6, 2020

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

doing the moose

A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal

"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"

by Voltron86 December 5, 2013

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

by rubystein March 6, 2021