A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.
“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”
It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.
“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”
by Yuveyuveyu March 21, 2026
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Get the Mongolian goat fuck mug.Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
Get the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening mug.getting destroyed in a game or sport in a humiliating way, or backshots were moans are replaced with mongolian throat singing, and the givers hands are pulling your hair.
"Bro i was getting mongolian backshots"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"
by Day_Dog_The1st February 20, 2025
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