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Shrew Mode

A state in which one completely removes themselves form the outside world in order to create a personal utopia. Shrew mode consists of the silencing of one's mobile phone in tandem with complete ignorance of any landlines present. Ideally, it is a time spent in the nude wearing nothing but socks and perhaps a towel; however, certain residency restraints may prohibit this from being possible. A typical entrance to shrew mode consists of ingesting large amounts of THC while alternating between eating, laying on a couch/bed, listening to music, getting lost in one's own thoughts, ingesting more THC, jerking off, showering, and thoroughly enjoying that no one can contact you to ruin this heavenous endeavor. In the event that one shrew notices his silent cell phone lighting up signifying a received text message or incoming call, it is customary tradition to look away and curse whoever is trying to ruin your time.
Ex. 1 -

Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...

Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.

Ex. 3 -

Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
by Shrewbleton October 31, 2011
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Power Hungry Moderating

The abuse of an online forums moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.
"After looking at the posts that he deleted I happen to agree with what he's done. The posts you made look like you're trying to get the 15 posts needed to be able to post links. They'll stay deleted." -Arcanine
"Fuck you, and your Power Hungry Moderating.." -Professor_Ash
by A no ny mous November 3, 2010
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D Mode

DEPECHE MODE!!! BEST BAND EVER!!!

Depeche Mode are an electronic music band formed in 1980, in Basildon, Essex, England. The group's original line-up was Dave Gahan (lead vocals), Martin Gore (keyboards, guitar, vocals, chief songwriter after 1981), Andrew Fletcher (keyboards) and Vince Clarke (keyboards, chief songwriter 1980–81). Vince Clarke left the band after the release of their 1981 debut album, and was replaced by Alan Wilder (lead keyboards) who was a band member from 1982 to 1995. Following Wilder's departure, Gahan, Gore, and Fletcher have continued as a trio.

Depeche Mode are one of the longest-lived, most successful and influential bands to have emerged from the New Romantic and New Wave era.
D Mode rocks! D Mode is the best bad ever!
by SBell June 29, 2008
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model

Those hot chicks you see online and in mags that will never pose for porn.
Damn Sandi-Model is hot - to bad she'll never get nude on camera
by aplz August 13, 2004
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chill mode

after smoking marijuana, the effect your body feels- lazy.

ZOOTED (:
bro... that blunt put me in chill mode forreal...
by BG baby September 28, 2008
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Imgur Moderator

An arbitrator or mediator, but for imgur.com (reddit's little bitch sibling). They frequently temporarily suspend/ban accounts if comments or post don't align with their views.
Damn, I got banned again for a post by those Imgur Moderator's that wasn't even against the ToS.
by TouchOfTheDeep February 10, 2019
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Third person mode

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.
After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
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