Last-minute Nelly

Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.

"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later

Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute

by Fetti man February 24, 2024

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

rollover minutes

when you drink for several days in a row and alcohol is still in your bloodflow so its waayyy easier to get drunk.

yo when i went to floridahh for spring break i had rollover minutes going for a week straight!@!!!!

by Ron Magituarb April 19, 2010

Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.

Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.

by seanywester December 12, 2012

Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.

Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.

by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022