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Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.
"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."
by NewPaul September 1, 2013
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Metal Jenelle

This is usually people performed by people named Jenelle, during intercourse the female (usually named Jenelle) will stick the tip of a Ka-Bar knife into the males penis, the males penis must be below average and pubes must very grown for a “Metal Jenelle.”
I found out I have a really small penis and I need to shave, I just got a Metal Jenelle.
by PudgyKid November 19, 2018
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metal scream

Probly one of the most dangerous deep talents that takes physically too long to learn also known as a metal scream
Metal head one:HAVE YOU HEARD COREY TAYLORS SCREAM

Metal head 2:DUDE THAT SHIT MUSTVE BROKE HIS DAMM VOICE WTF

Metal head 1:THE BEST METAL SCREAM EVER
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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Nu Metal

A genre of music that is rejected by metal elitists and is labeled "poser metal" or "mallcore". Even though a lot of the bands in this genre are terrible, a couple bands like static x or slipknot are decent.
"Nu metal is for posers."
by randomguy1999 April 21, 2016
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death metal

really scary shit...i guess its kind of misunderstood, DM consists mostly of low noises, rasps, and screamed words, and the themes usually give people the impression the artists are so distressed they need to scream in that way; but hey..whatever floats your boat.
"He's so into death metal, i almost pissed myself listening to it!"
by Fiona13 August 7, 2006
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nu metal

Whoever thinks they can make a new kind of metal, is wrong, Metal is defined AND ALIVE! Nu metal shouldn't even have the "METAL" tag on it, it's got NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with REAL METAL (ie. Pantera, Sepultura, 80' Metallica, Iron Maiden, Stratovarius, et cetera...!) There's a lot of NEW (I mean NEW, RECENT) True Metal band out there, which are worth intelligent people's attention; examples are: Children of Bodom, God Forbid, Norther, Youthquake, Fprce of Evil, etc.

Out with Nu Metal - it's abou money, true Metal is about music, having a good wine, fucking nice women, fun and having a laugh!

Nu Metal is for depressed teenagers and goth wannabes!
by Camilo March 15, 2004
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nu-metal

Music invented by crack-snorting wheeler-dealers and bored kids from the suburbs with no musical taste.
Usually involes too many turntables and not a lot of talent.
Also much whining and poserish head-banging is necessary.
God I hate Korn. They're nothing but a bunch of eyeliner-wearing, talentless nu-metal fucks.
by irene-o November 8, 2003
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