Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

The Mayor

The Mayor is yet another one of Batavia's bums. Often seen wearing a cowboy hat and boots. Although he is not the actual mayor he takes shits twice as big as the real mayor.

The mayor waved at me today.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

mixed mayonnaise

when a man cums in a girls butt, then stirs it around with a straw and sucks it out

that mixed mayonnaise was awful!

by Jack McLaughlin February 27, 2007

mayonaise

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

mayostard

When a man blows his load into a woman with gonorrhea.

Damn, bitch, I didn't ask for mayostard on my hotdog!

by ed westerhouse November 9, 2003

mayolo

A man who eats another man's dick, sexually or out of sheer hunger.

Yo did you see that Mayolo giving that dude dome?

Yeah, shit was gross

by Edward Tucker February 26, 2020

angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white

My black friend is always angry mayonnaise

by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018