mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

Mad Frosty

Reaching the epitome of chill.

Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...

by Obi Wan Jacobi December 13, 2012

Lunar Madness

A time of the month, so the myth says, when you have an insatiable hunger for lust and a feeling of sexual desire.

Person 1, "My girlfriend was pretty wild last night!"
Person 2, "Seriously?!"
Person 1, "Yeah, must have been Lunar Madness."

by ZeroNitro13 July 22, 2012

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Mad bunda

When someone has a fat ass

Yoooo she's god mad bunda, she looks kinda butters though

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Neo Madness

Neo madness refers to an era after the "death" of the Madness Combat community which consists of people having a surface level interest of Madness and making it like every other fandom. The creator of this attribute the definition to current memes, shipping, and furrifying characters.

This definition has been watered down in multiple ways, the most notable being it attributing it to the spiritual death of madness, despite the named "death" being described before the neo madness era.

Person 1: "I saw a Sanford and Deimos meme where gay kiss"

Person 2:"That is neo madness"

by Cofa May 20, 2023