Mad Cig

Used when one is in desperate need of a cigarette. Derived in central Ohio

"hey bro let me get a mad cig, i haven't had one in five minutes!"

by oximoreon February 4, 2009

Mad Slob

The biggest slob of all slobs. A girl who will have sex with many, many partners, often receiving a facial at the end. Sometimes she might let your whole frat gangbang her like the little slut that she is.

me-Yo, my boy just broke up with his girl and now shes already banged 3 guys this week.

Ry- She's a mad slob yo.

by big sandk March 31, 2009

mad lads

People who are having a mad sesh

Lolly and Aimee lea were proper mad lads

by Lollyloula August 25, 2019

mikey madness

mikey, but mad.

Mikey Madness Mikey Madness

by Mikey Madness July 31, 2020

Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head

See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through

by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022

Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018

Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask

“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”

by Option 22 July 14, 2020