Baby Making Machines

Females of birth giving age.

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."

by Edmund Dorf December 9, 2008

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

machinimentary

A documentary or history made in part or in whole within and about a virtual world.

"Did you see that machinimentary about the history of Counter-Strike?"

by Mascott February 7, 2007

Marching Band

Usually noticed as a talented and hard-working musical group, Band, to the participants, see it as a cult. In a traditional marching band period, what happens there is pretty much grinding on drill, or the form of the players/actors/color guard, the whole time, with an occasional cup of ice. There the band rules out the weak and puts them as alternates, or, literally, pawns used only in emergencies. Working on the music is more or less vigorous, with the poor drum major trying his/her hardest to direct while band plays. Old ladies screaming at you about tone and support is another plus, along with whoever wants to bang our heads against the wall with rhythm lectures. And who can forget good old MUSIC THEORY! oH gOsH tHe TuBas
Band is pretty much survival of the fittest both musically, mentally and physically, and it all comes together to make a show.

Did you hear the marching band playing music? It was great!

by NoParties September 12, 2017

matching flannels

When a girl is dating another girl they may wear matching flannels to hint at it!!

Hey did you see Erica and Simone wearing those matching flannels today? What a cute couple!

by Userhasit November 1, 2018

Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore

Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"

by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019

Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020