White Suburban Male

-The most oppressed minority in the internet

-The default race

-Reddit's main demographic

-The main target audience of media
"Did you know white males are oppressed by the Feminazis and niggers on a regular basis?"

"Check your privilege White suburban Male"
by Falongrey11232 December 16, 2015
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male nurse RN

Male Nurse must have testicles and a strong constitution to work with all the women within your career. Male nurses are very secure in their manhood and mostly work in ER, ICU, OR.
Bro, I am a male nurse RN. Freind" I thought nursing was for women" Well, you must have balls to be a male nurse!
by oufhifuhipuh April 03, 2010
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Beta Male Music

Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.

1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.

2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.

3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.

4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.

5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"

6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:

1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

2. Pork and Beans - Weezer

3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's

4. 1234 - Plain White T's

5. Kelsey - Metro Station

6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
by wellhereigo October 04, 2010
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special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female. Used to describe a fuck-buddy / friend with benefits.
Cate and her special male friend go out on friday nights, but she would never introduce him to her parents.
by c. penelope December 08, 2007
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Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.
Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.
by YIKES77 September 19, 2016
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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a heterosexual male mental disorder caused by constant rejection by women.
Jerry has Male Loneliness Syndrome since he no longer bothers to try dating women because they constantly reject him because he isn't good looking and rich enough.
by Jerry1971 June 04, 2010
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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker April 27, 2011
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