Liam

An egotistical asshole who threatens to shoot up the school every other day.

Dude 1: So what’s Liam’s new record for airsoft guns brought to school?

Dude 2: Uh I think he broke his previous record this week with 14 guns and 4 threats?

by Standard extra Chromosome July 20, 2019

Liam

What is Liam?
Liam is a very suicidal person. This person will most likely die due to suicide at age 30, if not dead already. If you were to meet someone named Liam, spend your time with them.

"That kid over there? He most likely is a Liam."

by Alan Tsunami April 15, 2019

Liam

Is a Gay Lame Lamb who thinks he's cool but actually shitty.

you are liam

by Your Dad MR.Sodium April 23, 2019

Liam

He is going out with natalie enjoy

Natalie:Im going out with liam
3rd wheeler:a liam?
Natalie: no the liam bish

by NatalieH123LiamLover April 24, 2019

Liam

The BEST trombone player ever!! Always first chair after every playing test. No one can beat this icons trombone skills. The most iconic closeted lesbian you will find!

Person: Hey is that Liam playing?
BD:yes, his level of playing is insane.

Liam:Aren’t trombones the best instrument?
Everyone in unison: YES!!

by sylv.softball April 25, 2019

Liam

A Liam usually licks up a girl and then ignores her for the rest of his life. If you meet a Liam, run as fast as possible since he's bisexual and will lick your arse.

Liams can sometimes be funny, but are mostly irritating. They seem to care but in reality, they suck tits.

Liams can usually be spotted at gyms trying to impress a girl or at a pub with the boyos.

Look at Liam. He's such a try hard.

by ThisRandoMan April 26, 2019

Liam Belton

All I can say he fancies Grace, he has a small cock and only lasts 30 seconds.

Grace: Great it’s Liam Belton... Hey Liam you have a small cock
Liam: Hi grace, can I pound your pussy in the stock room again
Grace: Fine but you better last more then 30 seconds this time.

by George Beard August 15, 2019