Colby Bobby Johnson

a derogatory term for a actual idiot

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

by truthdefintion November 1, 2018

Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious

Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again

by Old handle boi November 6, 2019

Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

yerkin my johnson

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023

Ray William Johnson

A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.

Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.

by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023