shit that killed john wayne

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.

"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"

by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006

John Gallagher Jr.

Plaid god who moonlights as a doctor, fox, and unicorn.

Sophia: I just love plaid! Do you know who it reminds me of?
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!

by SparkyMalarky July 9, 2011

Uncle John

Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.

We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!

by MELKA August 16, 2010

John Kerry

Truly great American. He fought for our country in the Vietnam War, and then, in 2004, fought for our country against the Sinister Monkey.

There is no excuse for America's not electing John Kerry as President. Absolutely none at all.

by Ophelia Desdemona February 11, 2007

John Wall Dance

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

by Doodles March 22, 2005

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by oracle March 12, 2004